You: Sarah, what was the best part of your weekend?
Me: Well, we had a fun picnic Saturday but what
really got me going was weeding.
You: Where’s your thermometer? Clearly you are feverish
and speaking nonsense.
Me: No, really. I did a ton of weeding and it was
satisfying!
You: This is a new low for you, my friend. Weeding
made your weekend?
Me: Listen, you don’t understand. I’m not talking
about a few weeds. I’m talking about a mountain of them! I filled the green
recycling bin, plus two extra trash cans (which I will transfer into kind
neighbors’ green recycling containers). It was CRAZY! I spent 90 minutes on it.
I actually see a difference in the yard. Trust me, this was gratifying. These
weeds have been mocking me for ages, heckling me, sneering that I will never
get to them. But I did. I raked up leaves that have been sitting there for years. This was a victory!
You: Wow. I guess in a really strange, not very
exciting way, I can understand your point. A little.
Me: Weeding is the new disco. Weeding: the new
texting. Weeding: better than the Internet.
You: Now you’ve gone too far. Citizen’s arrest!
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